How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written (Paperback)

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How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written (Paperback)

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A tongue-in-cheek handbook tie-in to the FX animated show Archer in the irreverent style of the show—written by Sterling Archer, Master Spy, himself on how to be a killer agent: what to wear, drink, smoke, how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men), hand-to-hand combat, weapons, devices, and, of course, defeating the enemy. Makes a great gift for the pop culture enthusiast.

Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won’t be as good at it as I am, but that’s because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But don’t beat yourself up about it, because I’m going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they’re dead, they’re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.

Sterling Archer is the world’s greatest secret agent and nowalso probably a bestselling author. A world-class cocksmanand former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player,he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, theOrient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, andGstaad. This is his first book.

Product Details ISBN: 9780062066312
ISBN-10: 0062066315
Publisher: It Books
Publication Date: January 17th, 2012
Pages: 192
Language: English